Got a phone call from Gemma just after I got into work.
“You’ll never guess what HE’s done now?” she said to me.
This is the photo that she sent me of what Max has done this morning:
Somehow he’s managed to get out of the kitchen, and decided he’d like a nice meal of wallpaper for breakfast. Not only that he’s given the sofa a good licking and it’s soaking wet 
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BLOODY DOG!!!!!
